About Us

Who are the Seven Seas Saints?

We are a group of retards friends who enjoy firearms, military vehicles, hard drives full of pirated anime, LARPing, and tasteful shitposts. We want to ditch the rat race of clown world and have a pirate ship with the boys instead of dead-end jobs that make us wish we were aliven't.

How do we plan to pull off this glorious meme?

Between blind confidence, a Mr. Krabs tier mattress full of stained fivers, an unhealthy obsession with leaving society, and mediocre at best very high quality and skilled crypto day trading, we've gaslit ourselves into committing to making it happen somehow. Considering that you could buy 3-4 ex-naval vessels for the price of a shitty house in L.A., why not just get the ships instead? No property taxes, no neighbors, and you can gamble as much as you want since you're mostly in international waters!

Here's our game plan:

• Pool together enough of a savings to acquire the first ship and enough fuel and supplies for a small crew to last a while.

• Start taking private contracts for transporting goods and eventually move up to military contracts and high value transport.

• Use the profits to expand operations and eventually establish a mother base so we can bring our friends and families along for the ride in comfort and style.

• Eliminate the nuclear threat of the Peace Walker and establish temporary world peace.

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